First I said one post, then I said four. Now, I say... It's gonna be a few.
Today is all about the reason I play Hordes, not Warmachine. The Warmachine models that make my hackles rise because they're so bad.
Consider this the "bad news first". Next post will be about the really good ones.
So, what first?
A couple of weeks ago, my evaluation would have been three words: don't like 'em.
I'll admit, they've grown on me. Some. Some are still crap. Part of the central design still bums me out.
As usual, the pictures aren't mine. They're the ones by Privateer.
So without further ado:
The Cryx Corrupter.
The Retribution of Scyrah Phoenix.
It does, however, fall into the second Warjack category that annoys me.
I get it, it's a dangerous world, you want machines to fight for you. Fine. You want one that fights up close and personal, so you add some sharp bits. Why not? But why, oh frikking-lord-why, would you give the multi-tonne fighting machine a teensy little hadn to hold that sharp bit? Wouldn't it make more sense to, oh I don't know, weld it straight onto his arm?
Deep, calming breaths...
Next in front of the firing squad:
The Cryx Scavenger.
This one, is just plain weird. Not only does it look like it would break under its own weight, it also looks like it's trying to be blown over.
Moving on. No more Warjacks. I feel the point has been made.
Iron Lord Asphyxious.
Retribution of Scyrah Dawnlord Vyros.
Lastly, to further cement the impression that I hate Cryx (I don't. They have a lot of cool models. They also appear to be very hit/miss):
And on that cheerful note, that's it for this time.
Check in whenever I post next for some actual good models.